imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling
me sneakin up on da pussy
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert