baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

(via suchsweetdespair)

ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

(Source: darrynek, via sherlockholmesisreal)

pizzaanddick:

bardsplay:

me sneakin up on da pussy

(via best-of-text-posts)

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

(via eva-rik)

ofuckme:

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert 

(Source: ofrickme, via eva-rik)